for anyone who is just learning to drive and needs an empty parking lot to do so on, do not choose a "private" one, because two creepy guys will come out of the door and stare at you with thier hands on thier hips. smh and if that isn't annoying enough, I will tell you exactly what will hapen after that if you decide to not take heed to what I say:
- your driving session will have to come to an abrupt end
- ... because your mom told you to stop driving in her loud tone of voice
- when you get out of the driving seat to switch passenger's with your mom ... they will still be staring
- you'll be thinking " I know they feel reeeaal gay right about now" and as soon as you think that, they will realize that they have had thier hands on thier hips and try to play it off
- on your way back to the passenger's seat, you will mock and look straight at them with your hands on your hips, also
- you will feel satisfied and giggle to yourself
- your mom will bop you on the head (which doesn't feel like anything, but you let her think it does by saying "Ow, Mom!!" and then she will be satisfied ... and shake her head
- and say thats why you shouldn't be driving
- and then laugh too
- then you and your mom will laugh about how ridiculous they looked the whole ride home
=) LOL that's what happened today after I finally renewed my license and my mom let me drive. My permit picture, might I add is exceptionally cute! I was so happy .. until these two creepers cut my driving session short. BUT, no worries, there's always tomorrow .. and the next day. I'll be on the road in no time lol, blasting MJ and actin' a fool ; )
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